Saturday, April 24, 2010

Should Rush Limbaugh's next e-bay auction be the pilonidal cyst that kept him out of Vietnam?

Let's start the bidding!!

Should Rush Limbaugh's next e-bay auction be the pilonidal cyst that kept him out of Vietnam?
No, but I may bid on his Viagra if he wants to put that up....nah, really I wouldn't give a cup of piss for anything with that hate spewing bastards name attached to it.
Reply:Nope it should be clintoons letter





Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft. Given Selective Service Number 3 26 46 228.


Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.


Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.


Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.


Bill Clinton dishonored order to report and is not inducted into the military. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army Reserves on August 07,1969 under authority of Col. E. Holmes.


Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.


Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of Arkansas ROTC, September 1969. Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a) 'registrant who has failed to report...remain liable for induction'.


Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1,1969, but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!


Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under Public Law 90-40.


Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive from justice.


Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from Carter.


Bill Clinton FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President.


All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests, public laws, and various books that have been published, and have not been refuted by Clinton.
Reply:from pilonidal.org:





Pilonidal (Abscess, Cyst, Sinus, Dimple) is an abscess in the natal cleft (more commonly referred to as your **** crack) that tends to become infected and cause intense pain and drainage. Sometimes a Pilonidal contains hair and sometimes they don't.





I had NO idea this is what kept Rush from serving his country. This is GROSS, but I'm not surprised.
Reply:now now don't be jealous
Reply:If you take a look at such things you find several physical problems can get you defered from service. This is something the military would most definitely screen for.
Reply:ANDY G: preach on !
Reply:No, that may interfere with his ability to speak, Wait, what am I saying. I'll bid $1.25.
Reply:Ill tell you the same thing I told the guy bitching about bill maher





I can't stand Rush so you know what I do?........I change the channel or turn off the tv !!!! try it, you will like it!





then you won't have to care what he says and you can let the people who like him enjoy it in peace.
Reply:So you're suggesting that Limbaugh KEPT the cyst in question all these years? Or perhaps he had a crystal ball where he saw visions of an entity called eBay where he could make a few bucks selling said cyst?





Harry Ried should sell his left one as a show of good faith. If he had a pair.
Reply:Lets finish the 1st bid, the democrats were challenged to match that bid,,, have any of them done it?
Reply:Tell the truth now, where did you serve?
Reply:How bad did your **** cyst have to be to keep you out of the service during Vietnam? When they sent me for my draft board physical in 1966 half the machines didn't work. You would almost have had to be on your death bed, and this guy has a pimple on his **** and gets out? He's a draft dodger, like Cheney and Bush and others of his ilk.
Reply:To bad you do not see the enjoyment that 40million others do and when the three main drive by medias do not add up to his people that tune in. You can claim to be a minority and may be get a hand out from unemployment.
Reply:Yea...the Cyst that saved Viet Nam from the wrath of the Rambo like Rush. He's Friends called him Ram-**** short, for Rambo with **** cyst. A hero charging everyone else to charge those reds, while he does the hard part, nursing his cyst with Drugs and heroic banter.....**** CYSTERS UNITE! and save America. People don't know the sacrifice of staying thousands of miles from a fight, resting on your cyst.
Reply:It'd probably raise quite a bit of money. It's a sad day when a growth on someone's *** can be expected to be more beneficial to the welfare of the country than all elected Democrats combined.
Reply:Actually, he should auction the US flag lapel pin that he used to irritate the cyst to make sure it was properly inflamed each time he want in to get declared unfit for duty!





Interesting since there was a guy in my company in Pendleton who was drafted, even though he was blind in one eye, and it took for ever to get him released from active duty. And there was the guy who arrived at my company in VN who had flat feet - and it took forever for him to get declared unfit for duty and sent back to the states.





They should have had some of those republicant us flag lapel pins so they could have proven their patriotism and fitness for duty.
Reply:No all the Doctors that ok the line of BS that you described above ...
Reply:Nah, should be the microsopic brain of Harry Reid, who tried to act like he had something to do with the money raised. What a dem move, I mean Jackass, oh that's right, that's their symbol.


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