I'm a 35 yr. old guy with a 60 lb cyst just above my ****. I'm a really sweet guy so why can't i get a date???

35 eh? ...yea uh huh...well...we all have our problems...I mean look at me...I think I'm cute, but the guys only wanna scratch my belly. Go figure...

I'm a 35 yr. old guy with a 60 lb cyst just above my ****. I'm a really sweet guy so why can't i get a date???
Thx X%26amp;Y! LMAO! You would? C'mon ova here's...let me show yas where...LOL Report It

Reply:You are allowing yourself to be defined by your enormous cyst. You should start off by introducing yourself with different information.
Reply:I have no idea why people cannot see past that festering boil on your *** and just see the nice guy that you are.....
Reply:If it really bothers you, get it removed!
Reply:uh, you can't get a date because you have a 60 lb. cyst just above your ****. i am sorry, but i think that sounds like a premise for a saturday night live skit. maybe you should sell the rights to your life story, and you'll be rich, and get plenty of dates then
Reply:Cysts can generally be removed quite easily. See a doctor about getting this done. I'm sure you really are a sweet guy but this huge cyst is probably taking away your self confidence. Girls are very attracted to a confident guy.





Do it. You'll be glad to get rid of the useless thing.
Reply:cause you are a really sweet guy or at least you are trying to be because you think that's what women want, it is manipulative, they want you to be yourself so they know what they are getting, if you are an azzhole then be one, some women love azzholes, but don't try to fake them out with your "niceness". you give them the willies with all that nice crap. why don't you have that cyst removed or is it a crutch?
Reply:well for one your not findin the "right" women or "ms.right" cause when ya do it wont metter that ya have a thing on your but thats the same weight of my friend but you may want to get it removed aswell, umm all i can say is find ms.right but dont ever gove up cause well lets jsut say when ya find mswrong for the 10,000th time then ya gottas jsut put on teh music and find a life to follow and then a girl that will like you will make a good life if she is right
Reply:put your pants on backwards and hope for the best.
Reply:Tell her it's a 60 lb. testicle.
Reply:I have a cousin with a 40 lb cyst in her gut...maybe I could set the two of you up. You'd fit together perfectly, like puzzle pieces.
Reply:Maybe I can help you.